Total Medals Earned: 1,156 (From
200 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 12,840 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Find the camp.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Get a career.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Checking out the game!
Finishing Level 5
Finishing level 15
Finishing Level 10
Finishing level 20
Meet Mr Wizard
Used the grappling hook successfully!
Finishing the entire game and killing all the red ninjas!
Reach the moon!
Fly past mars!
Explore saturns rings!
Take a close look at jupiter!
Get at least one bunny into deep space!
Collect at least $2250 in one single flight!
Get at least 5 bunnies into deep space!
Collect a grand total of at least $32500 in one complete game!
Get a grand score of at least 675.000 !
Finish First Day
Add Tankmen Figurine to Store Inventory
Add MeatBoy Game to Store Inventory
Add Newgrounds Poster to Store Inventory
Send Newgrounds Into the Red
Finish Fast
Send Wrong Order
Add 2011 Calendar to Store Inventory
Add Castle Crasher Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Hip-Hop 2010 CD to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Poster to Store Inventory
All Orders Correct For First 15 Days
Add Penicorn to Store Inventory
Completely Fill Many Boxes
Completely Fill 3x3x3 Box
Add Mystery Box to Store Inventory
Work Through A Full Month
Earn $10,000.00
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
90% or more in perception
90% or more in memory
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.